Inca nu am facut toate setarile dincolo dar e ok.

Enjoy!

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Si mai zici ca sunt mic si nu stiu nimic… Uite cucu, nu e cucu!

in care  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsSo9cW8eVI e linkul clipului si #t=1m40s e timpul de la care vrei sa porneasca clipul, adica 1 minut si 40 de scunde.

Dupa aia mi-a spus un prieten ca era intr-un hypermarket azi si i-a venit mesaj de la aia de la Vodafone: “Ati intrat in Ucraina” … Probabil si-au schimbat aia numele hypermarketului )

Si sa va mai arat ceva dragut: Kakorama. Descoperiti voi ce e acolo

Hai noroc!

Un trecator a intervenit, insa soferul, care se urcase deja in masina, a vrut sa il calce. Intreaga poveste a fost inregistrata de o camera video de supraveghere a traficului.

“I-am zis sa mearga pe trotuar si mi-a zis domnul respectiv ca n-aveti dumneavoastra treaba si a plecat si a mai dat cu pumnul in masina si m-am dat jos si i-am dat un pumn si a cazut jos, asta a fost tot”, explica soferul.

Click pentru video,

Sursa: Realitatea.

Windows 7 (cunoscui sub nume de cod Blackcomb sau Vienna; numele de cod fiind denumirile date de Micosoft produselor in dezvoltare sa zicem) este o noua versiune a Windowsului, succesoare Vista.

Data de lansare va fi undeva intre a doua jumatare a 2009 si Ianuarie 2010 sau 3 Iunie 2009.

Cam ce ar contine:

• Windows 7 includes a number of new features, such as advancements in touch, speech, and handwriting recognition, support for virtual hard disks, improved performance on multi-core processors, improved boot performance, and kernel improvements.According to reports sent to TG Daily [20], the Milestone 1 build of Windows 7 adds support for systems using multiple heterogeneous graphics cards from different vendors and a new version of Windows Media Center.[20] New features in Milestone 1 also reportedly include Gadgets being integrated into Windows Explorer, a Gadget for Windows Media Center, the ability to visually pin and unpin items from the Start Menu and Recycle Bin, improved media features, the XPS Essentials Pack being integrated, and a multiline Calculator featuring Programmer and Statistics modes along with unit conversion.

  Reports indicate that a feedback tool included in Milestone 1 lists some coming features: the ability to store Internet Explorer settings on a Windows Live account, updated versions of Paint and WordPad, and a 10-minute install process.[39] In addition, improved network connection tools might be included.

  Many new items have been added to Control Panel including: Accelerators, ClearType Text Tuner, Display Color Calibration Wizard, Gadgets, Infrared, Recovery, Troubleshooting, Workspaces Center, Location and Other Sensors, Credential Manager , Biometric Devices, System Icons, Windows Solution Center, and Display.[40] Windows Security Center has been renamed the Windows Solution Center (Windows Health Center in earlier builds) which encompass both security and maintenance of the computer.

  According to released PDC 2008 (taking place in October 27-30, 2008) session information, Windows 7 discussions will cover “enhancements to the taskbar, Start Menu, thumbnails and their desktop elements”[41], a new networking API with support for building SOAP based web services in native code (as opposed to .NET based WCF web services) [42], new features to shorten application install times, reduced UAC prompts, simplified development of installation packages[43], and improved globalization support through a new Extended Linguistic Services API

In descriere era ceva de gen: “Dupa ploaie la mine in curte”. Nu se vede mustata prea bine ca se barbierise cu o zi inainte )

Steven Segal si prietena lui Amanda Vreauflori.

]]> http://moshutzu.wordpress.com/2008/10/30/308am-mustata/feed/ 3 MoshutZu moshutzuwordpresscom2 2moshutzuwordpress http://moshutzu.wordpress.com/2008/10/28/discutie-mirifica/ http://moshutzu.wordpress.com/2008/10/28/discutie-mirifica/#comments Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:10:59 +0000 MoshutZu http://moshutzu.wordpress.com/?p=302 ]]> Azi o prietena a vb cu un italian intr-o limba cam ciudata, uitati de a iesit…

show_go_on: Mihaela ci sei?!?!?
: mangeato azi cacato?
show_go_on: siiii… e tu?!?!?!? ;;)
: tu a mangeati tutto la cacato???
: a estato cuminte baiatu?
show_go_on: non lo so… so che ora sto bene
show_go_on: che significa?
: no avetto plecatoo de la atata mangeato del cacao?
show_go_on: :-*
show_go_on: ho parlato con Florina :p
: e che dici??
: chere frecarte del banii?
show_go_on: please… tell me in english… what mean “chere frecarte del banii?”!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
: mean that is very onest with you and she want to love you
: muci
:
show_go_on: …will be… saturday I’ll go to she…
show_go_on: :-*
: ooooooo goood
: tu quando vieni? … adesso lei non è più a Poggio Moiano… adesso è a Sacrofano… più vicina a Roma
: 8->
: mi mandi foto con te?!?…
: si tu imi dai a lot of bani for me
: i come to you
: if not do not deranjeish.me
: a
: IN scrofano?
: she has.n foto she has tablou in our perete
show_go_on: …bani for me?!?!? what is bani?
: vrei uno?
show_go_on: si
: bani is a compliment
: si tre sa give a lot of compliment
: ce dici tu?
show_go_on: oh… grazie
: so imi dai bani?
: ca sa te cheresc?
show_go_on: amoreeeee… what mean BANI ?!?!?!?!?!?!?
: bani insemneshte pretzul for cherire
: you intelegi?
show_go_on: :-*
: ma che sugi acu?
show_go_on: in english… or italian please :p
: off
: cme stai?tu?
: tu imi give complimente?
show_go_on: bene… grazie… in office… e tu?
: adica bani
show_go_on: si… non vuoi? ;;)
: ma tu mangea cacato negro in offce?/
show_go_on: :-/
: aa?
: tell me
show_go_on: nooooooo
show_go_on: mangiato in ufficio… cacato a casa
: and do you like mangeare cacato?
show_go_on: siiiiiiiiiiiii
show_go_on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DUHxHwkgnM
show_go_on: mi mandi foto di tua sorella?!?!? ;;)
: oo
: si ma stai sa scot cuiu cu talblou din peretoo si sa-l tri mit
show_go_on: 8->
show_go_on: aspetto?
nyykko_21: aspecto….a are aspecto mia sorella …are…unos tzatzes…grande aspecto:)
: no parlare com maiestatea mia?
show_go_on: ma la chiamo questa sera al telefono…
show_go_on: però mi piacerebbe vederla in foto… se vuoi
: ma si tu e chioro…te doi un pumno en ochio i no la vederles muci
: no potto mandarte el tabloua
: nu intra in comp
: sa agiungeree
: in italia
show_go_on: mi dai un pugno in un occhio?!?!?!?!?!? perché??????
: nuuuuuuuu
: is not mean this in romanian language
: here means
show_go_on: #:-S
: i want to love you
: :-*
: mai violent
: noo
: i am very serious
show_go_on: but I’m too old for you… and you’re a baby…..
: o
show_go_on: also I want love you… but…
: i am a baby
: but inside i am a strog wpman
: and i am virgin
: woman
: younglady
show_go_on: …is beautiful this but… I’m too old… I mean…
show_go_on: send me your photos please… 8->
: i like you.re banii
: and i love you in you cumperi tot
: i give you my tablou
: from perete

Bancul zilei:

O mama îşi dojeneste fiul:
- Aha, deci în Spania nu vrei să te duci, în Italia nu vrei să te duci, fotbal nu ştii să joci, manele nu vrei să cînţi…….
- Hai ma mama…
-Bine mă, atunci dă la facultate……. să ajungem de rîsul blocului!